I know that this blog is supposed to be about food, but I keep having strange massage/doctor experiences and I think those are relative to health which is connected to food. Since all those things are closely tied together you all get to hear about my funny stories whether they are food oriented or not.
Yesterday was Massage Day! I decided to go to Downtime Massage in Midtown, why I don't know... Someone recommended it... As you all know models are usually pampered to the T. I have been to some of the best spas in the country and know exactly what I like and what would be considered a "5 star spa." While Downtime is no Canyon Ranch it also isn't a "happy ending's" kind of place either... However, I did get a strange "feeling" from my experience at Downtime. The masseur seemed nice enough except that he was very standoffish and meek. The massage was wimpy and it almost seemed as though he didn't want to touch my body, not exactly what I was expecting. The hour came and went and I felt as if I had never been touched. No muscles seemed relieved no tension seemed released, I might as well have just gotten on the table. As I was getting dressed to leave I noticed a picture on the dresser of two men very close and laughing. I'm not one to judge but I felt as if I were a guy I may have gotten a better massage, this place may be better for male clients. I don't know if they get better treatment but I'm not taking any chances. From now on I'll be going to see my girl Jen up in Greenwich, CT. She was trained in Singapore and has the highest quality oils on the market, no photos and she means business. Send me an email if you want her info. She's the bestest!
ciao
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
An apple a day
I know you guys are all wondering how exactly do models stay so fit and healthy and still manage to have so much damn fun? Well I can tell you it's not easy and yes we have lots of help.
Yesterday I trotted down to my friendly family doctor who ran a ton of muscles test also know as kinesiology. These test are used to find vitamin deficiencies or excess of vitamins, amino acids, minerals, etc. Since I have been hanging out at SL and Tengune I had a feeling this visit wasn't going to go so well. Even I know that drinking 12 glasses of Champagne cant be good for my body, but I had such a good time I wasn't thinking about.... well let's just say I wasn't thinking. So after about half an hour of pressing on my organs, manipulating my arms, and pulling my hair ( I know this sounds like I'm having very kinky sex but I swear this is what they do!) I was told that my liver wasn't as bad as I thought, and that I needed to drink a lot more water than I had previously been drinking. Also, the hair pulling indicated that I was deficient in the protein department, and could use a higher daily dose.
I left feeling balanced and well informed, and ready for my castings which are today. I am making a vow to drink more water and reduce my nightly escapades in NYC, hopefully I can stick to one of those resolutions!
tata
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Burger Town Brooklyn
Welcome to What Models Eat! Lauren Joye writes about being a model in NYC, while still trying to indulge in all the culinary marvels of the Big Apple!
This weekend I took my out of shape ass to Brooklyn. I may be a model, but I'm human and when I'm feeling down I usually run to my friend's house; who happens to be a cake designer. I know your probably thinking this is the last place a model needs be when feeling blue but I couldn't resist. After small chit chat and warm embraces we headed over to Johnny Mack's in Park Slope. This place has great bar food and is known for hearty American cuisine and a family friendly environment.......
However the food is mediocre and the waitstaff should be re-trained. I'm not a big bar food person, obviously that doesn't fit with my profession, so I asked the waitress to recommend the best dishes on the menu. The first thing that came out of her mouth was " You have to try the burgers. They are the best." Taking heed, I ordered a standard Angus burger with Swiss cheese and sweet potato fries ( yes, you read right I was eating the unhealthiest thing imaginable). The burger was bland, it had no flavor and should have been doused with seasoning, and the fries were less than spectacular. When the waitress returned to asked how the burger was, I sincerely replied "It's okay." She retorted with "Just okay?" Since she obviously didn't hear me the first time I replied "Yes, just okay." Apparently I was not allowed to dislike the food! I finished a third of the meal and needed to clean my palate immediately. The funniest/most absurd part of the dinner came next.
I decided to wash the meal down with a double shot of espresso with cream on the side, which seemed pretty normal to me, until the waitress brought out my espresso accompanied by a child's lime green thermos filled with cream. I was wondering if I should check to see if there were cookie crumbs floating in the milk. I was shocked and confused to say the least. Instead of making a fuss I tried using the "sippy cup" and the lid fell in my espresso! I was then given a proper stainless steel pitcher with a fresh espresso. Now why would the waitress give me a "sippy cup" when she knew she had something more suitable?
After the bizarre experience we headed back to the labyrinth of sweets where I was given pink velvet cake (minus the frosting) to melt away my blues. In short, I will not be returning to Johnny Mack's unless I want to reconnect with my inner child, too bad considering I eat burgers once every eon. I guess it's back to fresh juices and salads!
xoxo
This weekend I took my out of shape ass to Brooklyn. I may be a model, but I'm human and when I'm feeling down I usually run to my friend's house; who happens to be a cake designer. I know your probably thinking this is the last place a model needs be when feeling blue but I couldn't resist. After small chit chat and warm embraces we headed over to Johnny Mack's in Park Slope. This place has great bar food and is known for hearty American cuisine and a family friendly environment.......
However the food is mediocre and the waitstaff should be re-trained. I'm not a big bar food person, obviously that doesn't fit with my profession, so I asked the waitress to recommend the best dishes on the menu. The first thing that came out of her mouth was " You have to try the burgers. They are the best." Taking heed, I ordered a standard Angus burger with Swiss cheese and sweet potato fries ( yes, you read right I was eating the unhealthiest thing imaginable). The burger was bland, it had no flavor and should have been doused with seasoning, and the fries were less than spectacular. When the waitress returned to asked how the burger was, I sincerely replied "It's okay." She retorted with "Just okay?" Since she obviously didn't hear me the first time I replied "Yes, just okay." Apparently I was not allowed to dislike the food! I finished a third of the meal and needed to clean my palate immediately. The funniest/most absurd part of the dinner came next.
I decided to wash the meal down with a double shot of espresso with cream on the side, which seemed pretty normal to me, until the waitress brought out my espresso accompanied by a child's lime green thermos filled with cream. I was wondering if I should check to see if there were cookie crumbs floating in the milk. I was shocked and confused to say the least. Instead of making a fuss I tried using the "sippy cup" and the lid fell in my espresso! I was then given a proper stainless steel pitcher with a fresh espresso. Now why would the waitress give me a "sippy cup" when she knew she had something more suitable?
After the bizarre experience we headed back to the labyrinth of sweets where I was given pink velvet cake (minus the frosting) to melt away my blues. In short, I will not be returning to Johnny Mack's unless I want to reconnect with my inner child, too bad considering I eat burgers once every eon. I guess it's back to fresh juices and salads!
xoxo
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